Cassanova Cobra held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, November 30, 2007 to Sunday, December 02, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Sexy Zookeeper to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Spoiled Heiress.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Invented history's first bomb. "It does look quite unstable... but still, it would be the absolute jewel of my collection!" — Final Entry, Journal of the Antique King.