The Floor Kraken held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, November 19, 2007 to Tuesday, November 20, 2007, heartily vanquishing d20 to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Capn' Skard.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Destroys hourglass figures. Time will probably move a lot faster as Hourglass turns into more of a Cylinder or Spheroid of Hate.