The Warden held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, November 14, 2007 to Wednesday, November 14, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Shiv Cactus to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of File Cake.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Steals items to sell underground for profit. The poison alone should nicely cover the purchase of a new snuffbox.