Phillip LePhipp
Competitive Burgling World-Record Holder (1998-Present)
There's nothing he can't pilfer... especially if it wins him a new trophy!
Phillip LePhipp held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, November 01, 2007 to Thursday, November 01, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Iron Cabinet to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Screamin' Sara Jenkins.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
A Random Hero!
Party Animal
Lured by loud music & the promise of near-catatonic prey. Lambda Chis taste okay... but if you want a real feast, you gotta find a Kappa Kappa Gamma party during alumni week.