Queen Zip of the Loch
Heavily taxing plastic sandwich bags.
Seal in the freshness of an oppressive monarchy centered around the divine principals of portable lunch bags.
Queen Zip of the Loch held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, October 30, 2007 to Wednesday, October 31, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Von Brownbag Children to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Magma Carta.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
A Random Hero!
Texas Teany Bopper
Attacks anyone rupturing her delicate surface "OMG! I totes just fKen kilt this burier guy! He wuz all 'Help, I can't breathe! Wah wah wah!' an I wuz all 'Ew, uh, no! Guh-ross' an he was all 'ur sooper hawttt' and I was all 'Uh, du-uhhh, creep' LOLZ!!1!"