The Chlorinatrix held the coveted title of Current Champ from Sunday, October 21, 2007 to Monday, October 22, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Pro Swimmer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Albinis.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Pete Dalkner.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Destroys hourglass figures. Time will probably move a lot faster as Hourglass turns into more of a Cylinder or Spheroid of Hate.