The Chlorinatrix
Through deep concentration he instills a blinding fear.
The Pro Swimmer will have no choice but to yield to his whitening burn.
The Chlorinatrix held the coveted title of Current Champ from Sunday, October 21, 2007 to Monday, October 22, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Pro Swimmer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Albinis.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Pete Dalkner.
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
Destroys hourglass figures. Time will probably move a lot faster as Hourglass turns into more of a Cylinder or Spheroid of Hate.